Yep! Perfect topsoil, the best grass, fancy fertilizer, boring
the poops out of your neighbor, heaps of chemicals, tool man shorts, straw hat,
ankle guards, goggles, ear muffs, gas-guzzling-carbon-belching lawn mower, full
green bin, gas-guzzling-council-truck to dump greens in someone else’s backyard
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AND THEN THE RAIN PISSES DOWN!
Topsoil, grass, fertilizer, chemicals, more chemicals, bug
poisons, nutrients, straw hat, and any other shite you’ve fed your little
poopies, gets washed down through your neighbor’s yard, through the gutters and
drains and out into our waterways to farm hard-hitting algae.
The EcoReef Project will show you how to take a wee slice of
your lawn and create an urban ecological landscape to die for.
Then you can really bore the living shnootz out of your
neighbor!
Stay tuned for the EcoReef Project.
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